Dear MOM, I could not be bothered to actually learn to code, so I hope this makes up for it. Sorry for all the times I disappoint you, and thank you for all the great times you have given me. Thank you also for helping me through this hard year and letting me have a hug when I need it. It's been 16 years and I still haven't run away because it makes me sad to think about leaving. I hope you are having a great birthday so far. HAPPY BIRTHDAY here is some money -from your FAVORITE financial burden